May 2011
62 posts
“The Sloppy Tuna”
– bar name
“Wastrels think the formula for a hangover is the hair of the dog, but this...”
– Joe Williams, on The Hangover Part II (St. Louis Post-Dispatch)
““But—now look here, Jean,” I expostulated, if that’s the word...”
– rhian jones’s p.g. wodehouse’s american psycho
“Never have I so enjoyed something I so little comprehended.”
– commenter “sprayer of commas” on Sauropod Swindle! The Monstrous Lies of “The World’s Largest Dinosaurs”
“You can probably imagine these lectures too: Alpha geeks with five-day beards in...”
– Julius T. Leisure on TED talks
“me: tardive dyskinesia!
him: dopaminergic hypersensitivity after prolonged...”
“This is journalism at its finest. The nuanced treatment of a difficult topic,...”
– a comment on The Daily article What it’s like to ride the “El” from Howard to 95/Dan Ryan
“A year later I was to experience my first erection, from which, with his arms, I...”
– intro to a boner
“Office adminstrator Terri Mellen, 40, knows what that’s like. For the past eight...”
“Urine trouble: a social history of bedwetting and its regulation (Hurl 2011)”
“Some of these faces were paired with phrases that contained what the scientists...”
– Notes on a psych study
rape cop lawyer
In response to a question about why there wasn’t any vaginal tearing if the woman was raped, Carroll replied, “If a person is passed out, they are probably not moving and you don’t have as much difficulty getting the penis into the opening.”
That’s when Moreno’s attorney Chad Seigel asked, “It’s not like a Venus Flytrap and snaps?”
But before...
The Voynich Manuscript
view the whole thing
“We need to make books cool again. If you go home with somebody and they...”
– John Waters
Why did the sex robot fail out of electrical... →
Duluth Skywalk Plagued by Offensive Odor →
“‘It smells like barf,’ he said.”
Duluth Ball Slasher Arrested Again →
“A few months ago in Atlanta I ran into Tom Vilsack, our Secretary of...”
“I’m so happy we all have gotten this far without getting knocked up!”
